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This page was served by COBOL.

Yes, really. A language designed in 1959 for payroll batch jobs on mainframes is answering your HTTP request, one fork()ed process per connection, dispatched by socat, inside a Docker container, built by Limelite Deploy's build host, pulled from ECR, fronted by nginx with a Let's Encrypt certificate.

Stack: GnuCOBOL → socat → Docker → ECR → EC2 → nginx → TLS

Health endpoint: /api/health

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